My version of talking shop with other dads at birthday parties is talking about home networking setups. It ain’t sports or cars, but it’s ours.

Me + my daughter + The New Bev + The Love Bug (1968) + IB tech print = a glorious fucking afternoon. (Dean Jones, man. Dean. Jones.)

Roll over. Open eyes. Clock displays: 4:56 AM. Rise for day. Transformation into my very own father = near complete.

Someday I hope to learn the story behind the George Lucas cameo in Minions & Monsters. Someday.