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2026-08-03T10:36:12Z

Not an original observation, but Gene Wilder is the only American I can think of who could have played Doctor Who.

2026-07-19T09:51:30Z

Machines making machines? How perverse!

2026-07-19T00:07:27Z

My CPAP makes me feel like a lame Darth Vader, which is also the least lame thing about it

2026-07-12T17:24:57Z

My version of talking shop with other dads at birthday parties is talking about home networking setups. It ain’t sports or cars, but it’s ours.

2026-07-12T11:36:09Z

Me + my daughter + The New Bev + The Love Bug (1968) + IB tech print = a glorious fucking afternoon. (Dean Jones, man. Dean. Jones.)

2026-07-10T07:42:44Z

Roll over. Open eyes. Clock displays: 4:56 AM. Rise for day. Transformation into my very own father = near complete.

2026-07-07T13:59:06Z

Someday I hope to learn the story behind the George Lucas cameo in Minions & Monsters. Someday.